Value of a few beers

Al principio, cuando recien habia llegado a Australia, me preguntaba por que aca tomaban tanta cerveza. Despues de mas o menos 7 meses, y de adaptarme a las costumbres, encontre la razon, que detallo a continuacion:

"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people, and may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

Timor

Yo no tengo nada que ver con esto.
(Gracias Ceci por el dato!)

30

Hoy tuve que llenar un formulario para un gimnasio (no es que me haya agarrado un ataque por la edad sino que en el laburo nos regalaron unos pases gratis). El tema es que tuve que poner la edad. Fue la primera vez que escribi 30. Como decia Su Giménez mucho antes de tener esa edad..........Shock !!!!!